I don’t always comb my hair, but when I do… I use a balloon.
Bernie: I am no longer ASKING for financial support.
New Limited Edition Ben & Jerry’s Freezer Bernie ice cream bars.
After we bankrupt your employer, then you get your 52 weeks of vacation!
Greed, guns and prisons are what’s wrong with America! Now give me 90% of your income or I’ll send men with guns after you and send you to prison.
Minority youth unemployment is too high! Let’s double the cost to hire them.
Wanna hear everything I know about economics? Pull my finger!
And finally…
The Official Bernie Sanders Drinking Game! Every time Bernie mentions a free government program, chug somebody else’s beer!
