Did somebody say… ‘Murica!
Happy 4th of July!
Metric System? Whose flag is on the moon?
There are only two types of countries in the world. Those who use the metric system and those who’ve planted flags on the moon.
Let’s take a break from complaining about America to celebrate America!
I’m so patriotic, I pee red, white and blue. My doctor said it may be a bladder infection. I told him to shut his Commie mouth.
Trump rescues America
Hungover from Forth of July celebrations? False. There is no such thing as too much freedom.
‘Merican diplomacy. Served with an extra side of freedom.
Happy 4th of July!